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drunkvanity:

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

me

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

(via glitterpotato)

1. Get drunk and realize how cute you are.
2. Take hella sefies. 
3. Continue being cute.

Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already. — (via suspend)

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Someone asked me what home was and all I could think of were the stars on the tip of your tongue, the flowers sprouting from your mouth, the roots entwined in the gaps between your fingers, the ocean echoing inside of your ribcage. — E.E. Cummings (via skeletales)

(via sailorscent)

seriously going to bike to a spot alone for selfies.

I AM DRUNK.

THE END.

I am the girl who prefers to spend her Friday night curled up with her pillow, reading a good novel, and I am also the girl who likes to go out on a Saturday night and dance until the DJ plays his last song. I am the girl who wants to wear beat up converses and an oversized sweatshirt, and I am also the girl who owns over sixty dresses and too many shoes to count. Why did it become okay to say one is better than the other? Because I am all of that. Ming D. Liu, What is “better?” (via nonelikejesus)

(via trashedandwroth)

Everyone passed out and/or called me mean.

I am gonna get more drunk and take selfies.

I don’t believe in love at first sight but I do believe in seeing someone from across the room and knowing instantly that they’re going to matter to you. — Ryan O’Connell  (via chips-awhore)

(via heroinbob)

trenchcoatinimpala:

things you don’t point out about people:

  • acne
  • cuts
  • Scars
  • body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
  • fat rolls/curves
  • how much/how little they’re eating
  • how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
  • How fat they are.
  • If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
  • If they sweat a lot

don’t do it

don’t

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